Friday, November 12, 2010

Fun Friday- Dear Nicolas Cage,

Dear Nicolas Cage,

I used to like you as an actor.  I mean I wouldn't go see a movie  simply because you were staring in it, but you weren't box office poison for me either.
Yes you have a VERY strange obsession with Elvis.  And you have a problem with spending WAY too much money on stupid sh*t.

But I'm going to ask you nicely to stop making then same damn movie over and over again.

In 2000 you made a move called Gone in Sixty Seconds.
"A retired master car thief must come back to the industry and steal 50 cars with his crew in one night to save his brother's life."



Then you  made a little movie called Ghost Rider (a Marvel comic book and the sequel is being filmed right now.)
 Based on the Marvel character, stunt motorcyclist Johnny Blaze gives up his soul to become a hellblazing vigilante, to fight against power hungry Blackheart, the son of the devil himself.



Now in 2011 you'll be releasing  Drive Angry "A vengeful father chases after the men who killed his daughter."  what the tag line isn't telling you, is that he escaped from hell and is being chased by the devil's right hand man.  Um yeah, so that's the plot to Ghost Rider.




Michael Cera might be making the same damn movie over and over again but at least he's young cute and deliciously nerdy.  You're just getting old.  PLEASE STOP!  Thank you. 




And last but not least,  time to reveal what the craft project was:

Crayola Presto Dots Frog, Grasshopper & Turtle Pack

5 comments:

  1. But Erinn, Nick Cage is obsessed with Ghost Rider. He does have the tattoo.

    And I guessed right at some point this week. I'm pretty sure I said turtle or frog.

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  2. Oh I don't know, I still think Nicolas Cage is pretty cute!

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  3. I don't mind Nicolas Cage. Sure he makes a lot of the same movies but he branches out and does some strange ones too eg Sorcerer's Apprentice.
    I still had a giggle at your letter though ;)

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