Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Dear Michael Bay

Dear Mr Bay,

I'm going to ask you to stop.

Just stop.

I can not take it any more.

Transformers 2 was horrible. Did you ever watch the TV show as kid? Yes, it was created for the soul purpose to make toys but it was wonderful in its 80's cheesiness and morality.

Transformers 2 was written for 13 year old boys. Every scene does not need either, an explosion, a masturbation joke or Megan Fox. Some scenes had all three.

And about the Transformers... yeah OK, just because the CGI can do it, doesn't mean it should be done. There was so much metal and crap on the screen, my eyes could not focus. Worst of all, every Transformer looked the same. When there was a fight I couldn't tell who was a good guy or a bad guy. Should I feel sad when a transformer died? Should I be happy with that sense of vindication of evil being defeated?

Oh and when you have two transformer, one red and one green, why would you have the one red one fight the GIANT red constructcon?

You, sir, are a moron.

Let's not get started on the fact that EVERY human character was EXACTLY the same. 3 character who overly react to situations simply for comedic effects- which wasn't very funny either.

BTW- Gilmore girls spoke fast because they were smart and trying to appeal to a more intelligent audience. Your character speaking fast is just annoying and recreating an unnecessary sense of urgency.

Megan Fox was right, no one goes to your movies for the acting... they go to see you shameless pimp out your old work. (In the dorm room there was poster for Bad Boys)

Dear Ms Fox

I'm going to ask you to stop too. You won't be hot forever. Eventually, you will be old, floppy and shriveled up like the rest of us. Now is the time to make people not hate you. Pointing out the obvious flaws of the movies you are in doesn't win you any fans.
I invested 2 hours of my life into this. Between learning your three lines, shooting and promoting you've lost 4 months of your life. Which one of us is really the bigger jackass?

Thank you for your time.

UGH, are you looking at this? There's so much to LOOK at, I can't SEE any of it.

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