Thursday, July 07, 2011

You might be a douche

Do you see this? 

We are living in one of the worst economic breakdowns.  People are out of work for up to three years.  And you choose to spend your money on a trike?  Seriously?

It's a trike.

My three year old has one. 

Say it with me, IT'S A TRIKE.

Ok stop and go to the website and if watching the video doesn't make you feel like you've hit your mid age crisis I don't know what will.  These things cost between $17,000 and $21,000.

Is it as cool as a motorcycle?  NO.  Do you know why? BECAUSE IT'S A TRIKE!!!!!!!

If you look at this and think, yep I need one in my life, then I'm going to break it to you, you're a douche.

People are not laughing with you.

Ok- so whenever I come up with blog topics I think them out ahead of time.  And as I was driving around to my friend's house, I came up with this one.  In my head, and maybe aloud, I was screaming, "what a douche!"  Then I look in my rear view mirror and I see one of these trikes, but in white, right behind me.

The dude riding it was wearing a white polo shirt.

'Nuff said.

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  1. This is hysterical. Are you sure that they're not doing this in an ironic I have money to burn way?

    And in regards to what to blog about, I think you should continue to do what you like. *nods*

  2. A totally valid insight on what human beings do in idiot mode.

  3. IMHO, right up there with the banana yellow hummer, in terms of douchiness.

  4. I feel the same way about people who drive Hummers. Like, really? Is that thing necessary? It just bugs me. I've had the same dentist for over 10 years, and a few years ago I found out he drives a Hummer. Now every time I see that Hummer in the dentist office parking lot, I want to not like my very awesome dentist. I just have to keep reminding myself that everyone has their flaws, lol.

    And as for blog topics, I really like ones like this - your sense of humor and eye for uniqueness is one of the best things about your blog, I think.

  5. There are perfectly valid reasons for an adult to have a trike:

    1. It's hard to manage texting and one of those giant lollipops at the same time when you're on a motorcycle.

    2. You now exceed the load capacity on your Green Machine or Big Wheel.

    3. You thought Tron Legacy was the greatest movie ever. (For the record, it was better than I expected)

  6. Lol. I've noticed that I've used the term "douche" more on a daily basis. I think douchebag-iness is contagious now or something. :)

  7. This is awesome. I love this blog :)

  8. Banned complain !! Complaining only causes life and mind become more severe. Enjoy the rhythm of the problems faced. No matter ga life, not a problem not learn, so enjoy it :)

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