Thursday, July 07, 2011
You might be a douche
We are living in one of the worst economic breakdowns. People are out of work for up to three years. And you choose to spend your money on a trike? Seriously?
It's a trike.
My three year old has one.
Say it with me, IT'S A TRIKE.
Ok stop and go to the website and if watching the video doesn't make you feel like you've hit your mid age crisis I don't know what will. These things cost between $17,000 and $21,000.
Is it as cool as a motorcycle? NO. Do you know why? BECAUSE IT'S A TRIKE!!!!!!!
If you look at this and think, yep I need one in my life, then I'm going to break it to you, you're a douche.
People are not laughing with you.
Ok- so whenever I come up with blog topics I think them out ahead of time. And as I was driving around to my friend's house, I came up with this one. In my head, and maybe aloud, I was screaming, "what a douche!" Then I look in my rear view mirror and I see one of these trikes, but in white, right behind me.
The dude riding it was wearing a white polo shirt.
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