two days of stupidity

I was doing some on-line shopping for my parents (Mom if you're reading this, I still haven't decided what to get you. But for a good 10 minutes this was pretty high up on the list)


Please note what this item is missing... Yep that's right, it doesn't come with PLANTS. $80.00 and NO PLANTS.

Then there's poor Paula Dean who got it in the face with a ham. There's too many jokes, so I'll let you fill in your own here____________________________________.

Finally, to make everyone smile. I was in a group interaction with a stranger and during a silent part of the encounter,

I farted.

My friend whispered, "Was it Gary?" The only male in the room.

I said, "Sure, we'll blame him."

On a side note December starts be nice to a stranger(or someone I love) month.
I will be starting a new blog. I hope everyone follows it who reads this.

I have 10 ideas and 3 pretty standard ideas.
I need 31.
I could use a little help coming up with some.
The idea is I would do something nice for someone I don't know and make their day. It's amazing how much one little thing can improve someone's day and maybe they will be nice to a stranger too.

So I planned on keeping everything cheap or free. No more then $5.00 per day. Free is better. Not because I'm cheap, but because I"m a little cheap. These things should be huge epic sort of things, but easy things that anyone could do.

Any ideas?