I go to a really nice gym. It has marble floors, three pools, two water slides, a rock wall, a spa and a cafe. It also has a child care center that revels most daycare centers.
I wear loose fitting work out pants, a long sleeve shirt, and my i pod. But I'm feel a hideous troll when I see some of the other women at the gym.
Christ how are we the same species?
How do we have 99.9 of the same DNA?
Well no, that's not true, most of their DNA has been altered with the inclusion of extra plastic and silicone.
I've watched women dress in cute little outfits and put on lip gloss to work out.
I'm not going to rant about beauty or how unfair it is that some people look hot all the time.
But come on people.
It's the gym.
Don't let the spa fool you, the air stinks like sweat for a reason.
You might look how going in, but you smell on the way out.
But I guess the life of a trophy wife is very difficult.
Wow sorry for the snark.
Next week- we're going to talk about the first 10 pages of your book.