Insert your own joke here.

If you every had doubt about my maturity level, I think this picture sums it up.

Create your own caption:

• Wow, advertising is getting a little pushy.
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• At least the store wasn't cold.
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• But I'm not ready to question my sexuality yet.
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• Normally you have to pay up front first before you get to touch.

Note about the picture:
This was taken in a store called Dicks.

I also cut off one word with my camera (intentionally)