tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8521674859812330018.post8098374682146998345..comments2024-02-28T02:28:48.320-05:00Comments on Something Else To Distract me: fail- fart cloudErinnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13936046127305211439noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8521674859812330018.post-4155303193544804532011-10-26T09:59:26.208-04:002011-10-26T09:59:26.208-04:00I would have collapsed into some sort of giggling,...I would have collapsed into some sort of giggling, choking fit, so you were much more mature than me.<br /><br />My funny/embarrassing story is from when I first went vegetarian, with all the gasiness that results from a bean-and-cheese burrito diet. That rumble invariably came on at work, so every once in a while I'd take a stroll to the deserted far reaches of the bookstore and let myself go. It was a big store, no harm done.<br /><br />UNTIL, the guy that had a crush on me would see me in a faroff corner and decide that was the perfect time to have private little chats. At first I quick-walked to meet him so we were safely out of the blast zone, but after a while I was like, "This is what you're in for, buddy."<br />It seemed like he noticed, but he never said anything, and he kept coming! Never did go anywhere romantically though. Married another coworker instead.Angelica R. Jacksonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09448717076699744259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8521674859812330018.post-65738917439424852982011-10-26T07:09:29.574-04:002011-10-26T07:09:29.574-04:00We all need a laugh sometimes. I would have outrig...We all need a laugh sometimes. I would have outright mentioned it, but I've never been one to act in the most proper of ways.Miranda Hardyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17880449368013410349noreply@blogger.com